I like to think of myself as an observant person, often gazing off into the distance and wondering why X is like Y, and what made it get to the way it is now. So after nearly 5 months of living in Tel Aviv I wanted to share my knowledge regarding the good, the bad and the ugly of this strangely wonderful, bizarre, confusing and politically charged country.
I tried to make it an even thirty, but I couldn’t.
Tel Aviv central bus station graffiti art
- Israel makes the best falafels in the world
- The postal service is terrible. Don’t expect your package before two months of ordering it
- The weekend is on Friday and Saturday, but people go out every night in Tel Aviv
- No one is overly phased by the prospect of another war
- Israeli/Arab men are not afraid to hug unlike men from the western world
- Jews have a lot of holidays
- The central bus station is the most terrifying and entertaining place in Tel Aviv
- There are hundreds of stray cats running around the city
- Most shops and all public transport stop from a few hours before Friday sundown to Saturday sundown for Shabbat, the Jewish Sabbath, making it more unlikely that you’ll do anything with your weekends other than go to the beach and party
- Chaco sandals are the ugliest shoes ever made
- Israeli’s are direct. Don’t take it personally
- Nothing is ever organised
- Israeli’s know how to make wine
- Israeli’s don’t know how to drive and they honk when there is absolutely no where for the car in front to go anywhere
- Tel Aviv is a bubble
- Jerusalem feels like another country
- The buses hardly ever come on time, and often they just don’t show up
- The city stands still when the siren goes off on Yom Hazikaron, and the world feels different for that minute of silence
- Kibbutz are a wonderful practice of community and harmony
- People dress up every day for a week to celebrate the one day of Purim
- A lot of people ride automatic scooters
- If you want a religious experience, Tel Aviv is not the place
- The Dead Sea is something you must experience at least once, and once you’ve experienced it you probably won’t want to again
- Everyone is dressed as casual as possible, even at work
- You’ll find religious Jews in suits and long dresses on a 30+ degree day
- Wages are terrible, but people still manage to eat out all the time
- Arak is the counties most popular drink, yet it makes you want to throw up just from the smell of it
- People want peace
- The importance of a Jewish State
Haifa, Somewhere up north